Chronically Awkward

This is how my morning will go, and every morning will go until half-day Thursday: ...

First of all, formalities: (courtesy of Urban Dictionary) 1. Par When something happens to you that is considered by many to be an extremely rude breach of social standard. This includes getting dissed, getting slapped, being swiftly rejected by a girl you've been making advances...

Or at least she would have if life would not stop jackin up my shopping trip adventure plans... I get the feeling God is trying to tell me something..... 3 times I've tried, and 3 times I've failed. Attempt #1 - Politeness kills. Out with everybody else, didn't wanna kill the vibe so instead...