Bare Witness

Anyone who doesn't know why I called my blog Chronically-Awkward that can only mean one of two things:

1. We've never met.
2. You don't know me well enough to have seen/you haven't had the opportunity to suffer through a random bout of my awkwardness.

 Don't believe me? Well look, this person is my friend, but even typing I get myself into awkward situations. This time for the whole of social media to see.

Here's a comparative analysis (or maybe not, I'm just throwing around words I vaguely understand - practice for when I go back to writing essays at uni) to prove my point:

Me

My Friend

See?

I'm as awkward as a bald headed step-child at a family reunion. 

Oh well. 

It's Friday today, so on to the next.....