Chronically Awkward

Hey World!!! Ok, this update is practically years overdue after I just belw in and blew out with the whole New York City *fiascoextravaganza*. However, I have returned, so fear not, all will be revealed.... Although, please bare with as photos will probably come later rather than sooner, due to, drumroll...

Ok, here goes, A few months ago, I entered a competition to win a trip to NY with Superdrug. I won, and was supposed to take one of my parent's, but, because of finances, work, and general crap, that flopped, so I'm taking the only other person who knew- Caitlin (as I'm sure you all guessed). HOWEVER The...

I had a poor excuse for a weekend and a rubbish start to the week, minimal work done, no money in the bank, left my uni bus pass at church, made a batch of festival (basically sweet fried dough) that I desperately want to throw up right this second! AND, I spilt tomato soup on my phone HOWEVER I  now...

I’m currently jamming here, half watching a Lost, DVD (which I will discuss and probably berate a bit later) and contemplating the millions of foreign bacteria currently shoubzing it up in my body right now, happily creating phlegm, aches, pains and snot. Probably cracking up at my pathetic immune system...

I AM POOR (no it’s actually official) I am sitting here, at half  11 not even ready yet because reality is too busy hitting me.2 MONTHS OF SALARY- Gone! Actually physically all gone somehow!?Well, not somehow, I can actually explain this pretty damn well. First, the laptop £479 worth of Dell shiny...

Year 2, Manchester – Operation Thong Has Commenced (Monique)Day 1…..It is 00:12am right now, and I am currently jamming in my cosy, toasty, play boy bunny pink double bed (upgraded from single bed prison dorm rooms now sucka!!!) watching Ms Congeniality (yes Caitlin you left it at mine and when I realised...

Caitlin......GONE Danielle.....LONG GONE Our numbers are dwindling, fast. The days of summer are over, our memories are mere photos. Obv I need to tone down the emo behaviour, but I miss you guys so much it HURTS. SHET MEHN SHET! education interferes with friendships- FACT but allow...